seabreacher
i'm a creature of earth a fire. don't like water much. course the beautiful and talented alisa is a fish. so it makes life kinda interesting. i'll go swimming and snorkeling and diving and sailing and boating and all that. but mostly it's to be with her when she's happy. anywho. i've got my eye on this company called innespace. they make what might be the perfect boat for me. it's an enclosed semi-submersible dolphin-shaped jet ski. it'll roll and breach. but the ultimately fantastical best part is i'd never have to actually get wet.