dentist
my tongue is two sizes too big for my mouth. makes it kinda hard to talk. i went to the dentist yesterday. i blame them. i managed to damage a tooth several months ago. i ended up with a sharp edge. got used to it. but it must have done some damage near a really old filling. it had to be removed and replaced. no biggie. now i have less mercury based amalgam in me. the worst part was getting the shot. the doc noticed my tension. and probably correctly surmised i was desperately trying to not beat the crap out of him. open your eyes. it's just my finger. lying sack of shit. you just injected a glob of poison into me. i can feel it like a big painful lump slowly diffusing into the surrounding flesh. sheehs. i wonder how long it's been since ol' doc got an injection hisself. maybe we'll find out next time. ha ahahahahah! actually, things weren't too bad. they've been a lot worse in the past. it wore off pretty quickly. and actually stayed reasonably localized. i was able to enjoy a double double, grilled onions, mustard instead, fries, nothing to drink, i won't be dining in my car, my total is $4.75, first window please. there's no use telling this guy i don't want ketchup. cause he's not the one who asks. in-and-out is the best thing for a medical establishment inflicted toothache. swear to it.