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i feel really badly for the people who lost their jobs because of this economic downturn. sorta. productivity went up. that means the people who got fired were, statistically speaking, lazy fucks who weren't pulling their weight. bad news for you if you were fired. good news for you if you managed to keep your job. course it's not really that bad. the remaining employees are being more productive because there's the very real possibility they might be next. seems like this is long overdue. but don't worry about being fired you lazy fuck. before you were fired you were somewhat less productive than your coworkers. now you're getting paid to do nothing at all.