tick
so the boys and i watched a couple episodes of the tick. at dinner we started reciting tick quotes. my mind is a very strange place. why do little blue midgets hit me with fish? the beautiful and talented alisa wasn't in on the jokes. eventually her head hurt so bad she asked, how did i get here? that's not the important question. the important question is why are you here? because i got hit by a really *big* clown.