evil spawn
why that little son of a gun turkey bugger. everyone gets to pick their birthday meal. b picked stromboli. that's one of the very few dishes i make. the beautiful and talented alisa was kinda hurt that he didn't pick one of her specialties. she was letting him have it with both barrels. he explained, you've been doing all the cooking recently. dad hasn't even done the once a week meal he used to do. it's clearly his turn to cook. the conniving bastage. i swear i have no idea where he gets it.