recipe
i'm not a good cook. a long time ago a prepared this meal i called heap. it was a bunch of breakfast foods scrambled together. bacon eggs potatoes and toast. it was uh... novel. fortunately, the beautiful and talented alisa married me anyway. so it was with great surprise that she asked me to make heap for the family for dinner. oh dear. i must be pulling less weight than i thought. we had left over corned beef. that went in. one piece of shredded bread. two eggs. a splash of milk. season to taste. mix with a fork. fry in a pan. on the other burner i made mac-n-cheese for the boys. was pretty sure they wouldn't eat heap. which turned out pretty good.