duh-ctors i don't like doctors. well, they're wonderful people. but man. imagine this. i drag you into my salesroom against your will and threaten you with death if you don't buy my product. if this was legal i'd be so rich. sounds absurd. but that's exactly what happened to the beautiful and talented alisa. she was taken to the emergency room where the doctor got all in my face that if she didn't have a cat scan immediately she was going to die. and i was a shitty husband for even thinking about declining this medical procedure. damn the cost! your wife's gonna die! i politely informed her that i don't make decisions based on emotions. i make rational well-informed decisions. i asked her how much the cat scan cost. she didn't know. i asked how long it would take. she said 10 minutes. i didn't believe her. i asked her who was going to pay for it? she said insurance. mine or yours? blink blink. yours of course. why? she was injured while undergoing a medical procedure here at your hospital. you brought her here against her wishes. it seems really unethical to charge a person for injuries caused by you. you really don't want me to call a personal injury lawyer. sheehs. the doctor was behaving exactly like a salesperson trying to sell me a product i neither want nor need. so we left ama. partly because i needed information and wasn't going to get it at the er. we didn't return. miraculously to some but not surprising me in the least, alisa got better as soon as we got home.  ¶ 8:00 AM