free secrets
wells fargo called the other night during dinner. usually i have no patience for telemarketers. pretty sure this guy was one. but we do business with wells fargo and it wasn't your run of the mill telemarketing call. anywho, he wanted to talk to us about this great new service wells fargo is offering. what kind of service? he couldn't say. apparently it's a secret service. he assured us we'd love it. cause it's free! it's a free secret service. would we like to sign up? would you like to put us on your do not call list? bye, fucker. next time i interrupt your dinner.