oh f-iretr-uck!
so the other day i was driving to work with other commuters. one was a guy in a bmw convertible talking on his cell phone. got a good look at him. cause he passed me a few times. anywho, up ahead a firetruck was approaching with its lights and siren on. the utility truck in front of me stopped. i stopped. the bmw didn't stop. passed us again. the firetruck made a sudden left hand turn in front of us. the bmw guy dropped his phone and stood on the brakes. his phone bounced off his shoulder. and off his head. and went over the windshield. it clattered across the hood of the car. hopefully leaving lots of really nice scratches. then the phone leaped into the path of the oncoming firetruck and smashed itself into a zillion tiny pieces. most people would take this as a sign from god that you shouldn't be talking on a cell phone while driving. but then again, this was a beemer.