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we went to joe and mary's for easter. yes, there are pictures on facebook. a good time was had by all. i love going there. not just because of the great company and textiles. but also because it is without a doubt the single greatest source of blog material in the world. period. for example, mary is a very bad person. she used to sit on phone books in church so she could see better. this offends the paper god. apparently in at least one polytheistic religion the paper god is angry with the ass god. so followers clean themselves with water instead. and i guess the water god is totally cool with the practice. but then the paper god only gets angry. unlike the glass god. a long time ago glass was the perfect thing to wipe with - soft, absorbent, mess-free, odor absorbing. but the glass god didn't like glass being used this way. and people wouldn't stop when he/she/it got angry. so he/she/it changed glass into the brittle sharp edged thing it is today. thus ensuring that glass was never used to clean shit off a backside ever again.