salad
the beautiful and talented alisa makes wonderful salads. how to put this? an alisa salad is to a pile of iceberg lettuce as great sex is to kissing aunt edna. anywho, there's also potato salad and crab salad and chicken salad. i don't know how she does it. but her salads make all other salads look like somebody chopped up a bunch of stuff and then tried to glue them back together with mayonnaise.