blister
i have a blister in the palm of my hand. and you'll never guess how i got it. cause you have a dirty mind. sheehs. we went to the park for a picnic lunch. and i was playing around on the monkey bars. i was experimenting with ways to efficiently monkey swing from one end to the other. i *think* it should be possible to swing from one end to the other without ever swinging back. the trick is to not let your body rotate. so your hands are always on different bars. and one hand always follows the other. i went with a reverse grip for the leading hand. this meant i was always facing north when travelling east. there's a slow way to go. where you move one hand per swing. there's a more efficient method where you move both hands per swing. the trailing hand releases shortly after the leading hand catches. i injured my palms shortly after i thought of the single swing method. so i didn't actually get to try it. more research required. it also gives you, dear reader, the opportunity to try it yourself. and see if you can beat me in a race across the monkey swings.