neighbors
we have new neighbors. they say they're from hong kong. but they're really spies from china. i figured it out cause i'm really smart. but i figure the government is way smarter than i am. so they already know too. so i just play along with the charade. they have names like robin, agnes, and stacey. perfectly ordinary names. too perfectly ordinary. that was my first tip off. their english is perfect. too perfect. and they're way too well versed in american culture. i mean really. how many people know lines from the second verse of the star spangled banner? agnes does. she also really likes birthday parties. i think i'll request chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting trimmed with white frosting as my birthday cake. all little girls from china like chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting and candles. i mean hong kong.