door bandits
every morning we can hear bandits at our bedroom door. they're as reliable as the alarm clock. it sounds like a whole posse. it's kinda hard to count them. if you count noses, there are two. if you count feet and dividing by two, there are four. if you count toeses and divide by ten, there are 3.6. which is a very strange number. even for a band of outlaws. they go away when we give them food. but it's kinda too late to just go back to sleep.