oil
exxon announced it found some 700 milion barrels of oil in the gulf of mexico. it's the biggest find in a decade. dang. that sounds like a lot. so we're good, right? heh. the world uses 85 million barrels a day. so even if that 700 million isn't an exaggeration, which it probably is, it will last all of 8 days. lessee we're finding 8 days worth of oil every 10 years. hrm. let me do the math here. hrm hrm. we're doomed.