word
in case you haven't gotten the word yet, the word is to get everyone to stop using the word. and the word is retarded. literally. which i think is just dumb. which makes the word sentence delightfully ambiguous. anywho, i mean it's pretty cool to stop using the word to describe a medical condition. or someone with a medical condition. if you're into nounizing words. but be real. stop using the word completely? sheehs. that's the dumb part. notice that i reused dumb. instead of using the much more entertaining word, retarded. i think i'm going to use the word as much as possible. but only to mean what it means. like, this traffic is fucking retarded. meaning slow. the old lady in the checkout line is retarding us. my progress at work is retarded because accessing the resources i need to get my job done is retarded. has the new retarder arrived yet? the helicopter sprayed retardant on the fire.