blow out
so i grabbed myself a brand new bag of chips from the panty. reduced fat ruffles. no i'm not on a diet. they just taste better than the increased fat ruffles. crisper. not so much like oil sponges. anywho, so i went to open it. just like i've opened hundreds of bags before it with no trouble. but this one decides to go BOOF! a goodly chunk of the bottom blew out. and sprayed chip bits everywhere. like everywhere. there were chip pieces on the other side of the kitchen floor. and all over the counter. sheehs. i'm kinda curious how i did it. not sure if i could do it again if i tried. though it'd be a pretty good prank to pull on someone. on camera. for the consumption of the internet. i'm gonna be so rich.