envy
in the summer i usually wear cargo pants to work. they have about 10 pockets more than i will ever use. i think if i put a little something in each pocket the cumulative mass would be more than the belt can support. and i'd be one of them trendy kids with their boxers showing. the belt is a nylon webbing thing with a plastic clicker for a buckle. convenient. it's longer than it needs to be. but not long enough to tuck neatly into the belt loops. so it tends to hang down. straight down. right in the front of my pants. like a skinny black penis. i usually tuck it into my pants. i have this recurring fear that someone will object to my blatant display of sexual powerhouseitude. or envy thereof. and i'll be assigned an hr program. but so far. i've been lucky. or no one really cares or even notices if your junk is in or out of your pants.