no shit
i met a man who doesn't shit. but let me start at the beginning. i'm pro smoking in private. i'm virulently anti-smoking in public. put yourself at risk all you want. but don't put me at risk. so anywho, this dude was smoking at the train station. granted he was way off in a corner and there was no one around. train comes. he comes walking along the platform. and leaves behind a smoking butt on the platform. at least i thought it was a butt. so i stepped in front of him and said, not cool. what? leaving your smoking cigarette butt on the platform. the butt's in my hand. blink. that's the cherry. i don't shit where i live. i don't shit anywhere. huh. he was gone before i really recovered. okay, i wished to say. i stand corrected. it's not cool to leave your smoking cigarette cherry on the platform. and another thing, do you really not shit? at all? seems so unlikely. i bet you shit in the toilet. and besides, you shit where you breathe. you shit where *i* breathe. and that's seriously, not cool.