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my father-in-law has a toilet paper stand. i thought it was the stupidest thing ever. but it stands there beside the tank out of normal sight. but then when you want it you can move the stand in front of you where it's convenient. then when you're done you put it back. it's actually kinda cool. my mcmansion should definitely have one. the stupidest thing ever is it's stocked with the thinnest paper i've ever seen. the kind that turns to mush when the humidity gets above 60%.