hangers my latest invention is a hanger hanger. i'm sure people have been using a hanger to hang hangers on for ages. but i've made enough improvements that i feel the need to boast about them. the biggest problem with hanging hangers on a hanger is balance. the hanger hanger tends to tilt. and all the hangers slide to the bottom of the hanger hanger. you can try to keep the hanger hanger balanced by adding new hangers to the end that's up. but it's pretty precarious. the slightest perturbation sends all the hangers to one end. and if your hanger hanger is hanging on the doorway top jamb and not on a clothes rack, the hanger hanger tends to fall off and explode hanger shrapnel all over the floor. so for the hanger hanger mark one, i wrapped the bottom of the hanger hanger with clothesline. and gorilla glued it in place. now the hangers don't slide and you can easily keep the hanger hanger balanced. the next problem is when the hanger hanger gets full. one hanger is kinda light. but many hangers are more than a hanger hanger can handle. you quickly get to the hanger that breaks the hanger hanger's back. the middle of the bottom sags to the point where the cheap plastic is in serious danger of breaking. so hanger hanger mark two has clothesline that connects the bottom of the hanger hanger to the hanger hanger hanger. knotted and gorilla glued. now the middle of the bottom of the hanger hanger has sufficient structural integrity to handle as many hangers as will fit on the hanger hanger. i should patent this. and sell it on late night tv. i'm gonna be so rich.  ¶ 8:00 AM