my mom
the beautiful and talented alisa tells a funny story about how someone lost presence of mind and introduced her mother as "my mom". so alisa struck up a conversation. i hear you are "my mom". humor used effectively to extract oneself from a socially awkward situation. but it got me thinking. i'm going to name a few characters my-mom. then people can make funny sounding statements like, so the other day i was playing call of duty with my-mom and we uh... wait what? your mom plays call of duty? yes. but i wasn't playing with your-mom. i was playing with my-mom. right. my mom would never play call of duty. yes they do. what? nm.