felines
what good cats we have. they brought us a dead squirrel. last time they brought us a live squirrel. and wanted to bring it in the house. fortunately, it's trash day. so disposal will be pretty easy. glad they didn't decide to perform this trick tomorrow. so why do cats bring owners smelly dead things? is it an act of love? we give them food. are they returning the favor? are they saying, your cat food sucks. bring us stuff that tastes like this. did they find a cool toy, and broke it, and expect me to fix it? is it a threat? we want some of the fresh fish you guys eat. or you're next. yeah, you don't want your kids showing up on the porch all smelly and corpsified do you?