morgan fairchild, sophia loren, meryl streep, madonna, demi moore, cher, michelle pfeiffer, tom cruise, ellen degeneres, tom selleck, sharon stone, julia roberts. they're all older than i am. some by a lot. yet they're all aging more slowly than i am. if at all. how do they do it? heh. they're vampires. well, maybe. not in the traditional sense. and i don't know which of the lovelies listed above are blood drinkers. but that won't stop me from contributing to the rumor mill. literally neck biting undead? no. there's a therapy involving juvenile blood plasma that keeps an old body young. is that their secret? i have no idea. but... it does explain why angelina jolie and brad pitt adopted so many children.