solarriage
we can't ban gay marriage. here's why. p is for penis. as per yesterday's post. p is also the symbol for proton. of which there are some 10^36 kg of them in the sun. the typical p hangs out for a billion years or so until it smacks into a like minded p in just the right way. and poof! they're joined together for probably the rest of eternity. course a helium-2 nucleus is pretty darn unstable. so they're only p-p for a very brief time. they eject a positron and now they're a deuterium nucleus. it really doesn't make sense to say which proton becomes the neutron. they're identical. so all you can say is two p's go in, one p one n come out. and a whole lot of energy. some tiny fraction of which finds its way to earth. warming it enough for ugly bags of mostly water to do amazing things like read or write this post. or debate whether marriage unions of two ugly bags of mostly water should be legally recognized when both bags have penises. course, unions of such nature are going to occur whether it's legal or not. so the debate is sorta moot. which is a good thing. cause if we did have and exercised the power to ban all p-p unions, fusion in the sun would stop. and we'd all freeze to death. the straight as well as the queer.