busted
yeah okay it was quiet and empty at work. most of the desks had been cleared of stuff: monitors, computers, staplers, etc. including the ceo's. the new owner had taken up residence in the conference room. the door was currently closed. the pr person was minding her own business. and all the other executive offices nearby were empty. the ceo's desk and chair were still there. empty. lonely. inviting. i started to wonder what it would be like to sit in the big chair. so i did. one potato, two potato, click. the door next door opens and the new owner walks out. busted! totally busted. he might not have noticed except i got a case of the giggles. it didn't fit. not at all.