food
the food at c-lazy-u ranch was advertised as five star. expectations were high. i asked about corn syrup. they said none of their food has corn syrup. i was extremely skeptical. i've been lied to too often by chefs in their pretty white coats. turns out, they were almost right. i still skipped most of the deserts. mostly because, i really kinda don't like your average desert. been spoiled by the beautiful and talented alisa's cooking. i figure at least three of those stars were for salt. some of the meals were extremely salty. which might make sense given the altitude. cause all of the first meals were salty. even the salad. who the fuck salts a salad? later meals were less salty. or maybe we needed more salt because of the activities. or maybe we lost the ability to taste salt. or maybe they really were not salty. on tuesday, i asked about corn syrup and the man warned me off the baked beans. at which point i decided to trust. on wednesday, my birthday, i asked again. and this time the baked beans were made with molasses. just for me. the ribs had some sort of non-bbq-sauce. so for my birthday meals i had donuts, baked beans, and ribs. three things i haven't had in a very very long time. winnah.