pirate sex
pirates steal onboard your ship. they capture your cargo and hold your crew ransom. it's a small fraction of the value of the business. what do you do? it's expedient to pay. but it's a bad idea in the long run. okay switch topics. there's a movement to ensure that employer based insurance can't refuse to pay for birth control. even on "moral" grounds. a presumed threat is that these fuckers will overrun our social, welfare, and emergency programs if we don't pay. almost like they hold these programs hostage. which sounds like the pirates. there is a very big difference. if you pay the pirates, next season you get more pirates. if you pay the fuckers, next generation you'll have fewer fuckers. which is what we want. we do not want to give a young woman and her boyfriend an excuse to drop out of highschool. we do not want them to drop out of college. we do not want her to drop out of the workforce until after she's had a chance to find the man of her dreams, get married, and start their family when they can afford it. the businessman republican should ignore the religious zealot republican, open his wallet, and hand planned parenthood a blank check.