pissy
so i was at a middle school for one of g's wrestling meets. i had to go pee. the boys' bathroom in the gymnasium had only one urinal. it was full of dark dark pee. ew gross. i'll flush when i'm done. big mistake. when i flushed the toilet blasted water down into the piss pool and out the other side. where it was free to go spraying all over the room. and everything in the room. including me. great. fortunately, i'm wearing cargo pants. so they're mostly water resistant. the meet was over and we were on the way home. so it wouldn't be so bad. course it was so bad. it wouldn't have been so bad if i had just sprayed my own piss all over myself. but i had just sprayed a whole lot of other someones' piss all over myself. don't think. so yeah. i was feeling a little pissy. (i can't believe i just wrote that.) just put your pants in the wash when you get home. wee. (i can't believe i just wrote that either.)