mondegreen
so the other day the beautiful and talented alisa made tater tots for dinner. she asked b how many he wanted. he mumbled, a few. she gave him a funny look and went back into the kitchen. where she asked me, what did he say? and i cleared my throat and said in a strong clear voice, he said, F U. oh, that's what i thought he said. no i didn't! heh. giggles all around.