troll patrol
everyone hates trolls. they're the obnoxious scum of humanity who viciously attack folks for no reason other than they expressed an opinion. often not even an opinion the troll disagrees with. hey, if you can't be famous, be infamous. yeah okay, so here's the idea. people donate to charities all the time. collect up all that money. and donate in increments whenever a flagged troll posts something offense. preferably to a charity the troll would troll if the troll could troll. like say, phred felps: thank god for dead soldiers! trollpatrol: trollpatrol just donated $100 to the wounded warrior project. troll: make me a sammich b***!!!! trollpatrol: trollpatrol just donated $50 to the national organization for women. troll: hang that n***** from the nearest tree! trollpatrol: trollpatrol just donated $75 to the national association for advancement of colored people. you get the idea. i'm gonna be so rich. well, maybe not in dollars. but surely in karma.