vision
i hate getting old. the worst part is deteriorating eyesight. at least today's worst. today was bagel day. i wanted my breakfast. i wasn't wearing my glasses. i selected the plumpest sesame seed bagel. and took a big bite. BLECH! it was salty as all get out. i looked closer. it was a sea salt bagel. kinda like a soft pretzel. there weren't any sesame seed bagels. so i spent a few minutes standing over the trash can carefully picking every last grain of salt off my bagel. at which point it kinda sorta approximated a plain bagel. poorly. ah well. lesson learned.