biker brown
so i've noticed something kinda icky about biking. i imagine it curses all bikers. but i've never heard of it before. so maybe it's just me. or more likely everyone thinks it's just them. and no one says anything. which perpetuates the silence. it's not a big deal. i mean, i take a shower as soon as i get to work. and put on clean clothes. which is how i noticed the phenomenon. perfectly reasonable explanation. i mean, it's not like i'm a kid in too much hurry to clean his backside before running off to play. cause i generally do quite a thorough job. regardless of how much paper it takes. i blame the seat. the standard biking seat is a long narrow thing. and the natural piston motion of the legs effectively makes it wedge itself between the buttocks. and one's drawers get slid side to side across one's poo launcher. resulting in biker brown. aka skid marks. surely i can't be the only one subject to this indignity. so fess up. what do ya'll do about it? wider seat? special panties? some sort of prosthesis? depends? what? tell tell.