jesus
someone found an old egyptian document that adds to jesus' list of super powers. we previously knew he could walk on water. he could fly. he could transmute substances. he could heal others and resurrect himself. precognition. and to that list, add shape change. apparently, judas had to betray him with a kiss. cause really, what good would it do to simply provide a description of a person who can change their appearance? like duh. he was short and tall. skinny and fat. old and young. tan and pale. yeah. okay. i'll just plant one on him. he'll be the one with lipstick on his cheek.