sorbet
i suppose everyone gets random telemarketers calling. so do we. i didn't recognize this one as a telemarketer at first. cause she was jabbering at me in spanish. so i jabbered at her in german. so she switched to english. broken english. i could follow it. but i didn't want to put forth the effort. note to telemarketers make sure your telesalespersons frikken speak english. i won't buy anything if i don't know what you're selling. sheehs. anywho, she wanted me to take a marketing sorbet. a what? sorbet. sorbet? huh. you want me to take a sorbet? yes. sorbet. hrm. sorbet is a type of ice cream. i patiently explained. pause. sorbet sorbet sorbet sor-bet! like *i* was the idiot. how do i get my sorbet? i don't want any sorbet. i'm allergic to corn syrup. does your sorbet have corn syrup? eventually she hung up on me. she called back the next night. no spanish this time. the broken english was easy to recognize. so i waited for her to say sorbet. and i interrupted her. uh... sorbet is a type of ice cream. silence. for a spectacularly long time for a telemarketer. i broke it. yes you did call here last night. please put us on your do not call list. she didn't call the next night. i was disappoint.