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yes, this is going to be another poop story. you've been warned. the flushers on the toilets at work are run by ir sensors. which is kinda cool. cause you never find a brown trout swimmin in the pot. however. here's the problem. the paper dispenser is far enough away that you have to lean forward to reach it. far enough that the ir sensor triggers. but it's got a delay. so you're reaching back when the toilet flushes. and it's kinda of a splashy toilet. so now you have a handful of wet paper. yick. and you hope it's only wet. so now you gotta dry yourself. then clean yourself. sure maybe it saves water. but not really. it sure uses a lot more paper. maybe i learn to stand. or to grab sufficient paper before settling on the throne. hrm. probably not practical. cause quantity is so highly variable. i could take max quantity. and leave the rest for the next person. which might satisfy my inner waste not want not hippie. but probably nobody would use it. and it'd go to waste anyways. ah well. i hate being trained by machines. they're supposed to learn from me. the world is really bass ackwards someways.