hot diggety tub
a long time ago, i did some work for a startup that had no money. they wanted to know what i wanted. i said i wanted a bbq. but my soon-to-be-wife at the time wanted a hot tub. thereafter she's done all of the negotiations. so anywho. that was 20 years ago. and the hot tub got a few too many cracks. and needed to be replaced. no problem, right? ha! the flora in the yard grew a bit. so now it would be very difficult to remove the tub. and the fence was replaced. and the new spa is a bit bigger than the old spa. and wouldn't fit through the new gate. wee. so b took a sawzall to the patio bench. so now tubs and people can get from the patio to the back lawn. he wanted to take the sawzall to the new gate. but we said noooooooooooooooooooo. yeah i know. we never let them have any fun. so we hired a crane. which reached all the way over the house and picked up the old tub. we borrowed the neighbor's driveway. which meant the tubs went across the neighbor's house too. but the guy was a pro. dodged all the trees and wires. the activity drew a crowd of small neighborhood boys gaping at the heavy machinery.