catl-catl
our remaining cat is a serious pain in the ass sometimes. she's very vocal. and she sounds displeased. kinda like fingernails on a chalkboard. well, maybe not that bad. but it might as well be at 5am. damn cat. what i want is a smallish hockey stick. but with a spaghetti fork/spoon thing on the end. specifically designed for enscoopinating cats. then i could open the door and fling them into the back yard. the stick thing would be like an atl-atl. but for cats. i'd manufacture market and sell such a thing. if only i could think of a catch name for it. what to call it. what to call it.