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i like to be surprised at christmas. but it's gotten difficult. the beautiful and talented alisa has been shopping for me online. using my computer. when i'm not there of course. but the problem is google. or more specifically google's ad selection. which shows exactly what everyone was searching for. model planes. corselettes, phones, laptop batteries, cables, sausage (? really?, huh). anywho, bad google. spoil christmas. then there's also an ad for a support group for tech abandonment. uh oh. should i be worried? am i working too much? am i spending too much time gaming? should i spend more time with my soul mate? hrm. probably. okay. soon as i clear this special to drop.