java
remember how i posted a rant about how stupid the java update is? a new java update is available! would you like to download it? yes. fail! hahahahahahah. a new java update is available! would you like to download it! shut up. well, they don't do that any more. which is good. now they do this: a new java update is available! would you like to download it? yes. you already have the latest java. fuckers.