shakedown
dear business, we have determined that a low down scumbag of a telemarketing company (us, actually!) is planning to spoof your business phone number and credentials to scam old people out of their homes and social security checks. clearly you don't want your good named dragged through the mud. fortunately, we can help. please send 2.00 bitcoins to 1LECxS2cJFEw2M4uDNBi1i5zaPvjNRnU91 to avoid this catastrophe. by end of week. yours truly, y.t. (i'm gonna be so rich!)