how to playd how to play pad like a munchkin. first, play pad any old way. notice there are way way too many monsters to collect them all. notice there are a small number of monsters that are way way better than any other monster. notice these uber monsters come only from the random egg machine. which eats stones like a rock giant. and finally, notice that you don't have one. figure out your dream team. i chose metatron as my lead. with tornado dragon, fuu, king shynee, valkyrie, unicorn, echidna, and venus as subs. this team isn't technically farmable. but you can get fuu and venus from the pink rem machine. which is way way better than the normal random egg machine. because every monster you can get is useful to your hoard. okay now it's time to grind. we're going to create a large number of accounts. use itools to save your data and to clear it when you want to start over. it's way faster than uninstalling. go almost all the way through the tutorial. stop before pulling the rem dragon's tail. use itools to save and clear the data. create another account. repeat. until a godfest comes along where you have a 3x chance of pulling your leader. use itools to restore one of your accounts. finish the tutorial. repeat until your run out of accounts. or get lucky. but let's say you didn't. create new accounts until the godfest ends. still not lucky? okay, we've got lots of work to do until the next godfest. every day, if pad is giving away stones, cycle through all of your accounts to collect the free stones. also run any one-time-only dungeons for the free prize and the stone. repeat daily. in addition, play one account up to dragons of the tower. run that over and over until you're level 20. spend stones only if you absolutely must. send a present to the next account. this gives both accounts a rem pull. good deal. play the next account up to level 20. repeat until the next godfest. at this point all of your accounts have a bunch of stones. spend them on rem pulls. eventually you'll get your leader. whew.  ¶ 8:00 AM