christie
early in his career chris christie embraced bi-partisanship. this demon haunted him for years before he finally slayed it. but then along came a natural disaster. and with it, the mother of all demons. beg pardon, president mother of all demons. didn't mean to offend. anywho, they shared a public display of affection. and shortly his political career died on a bridge. in short, chris christie is beowulf.