snoring
sometimes i wake up with unusual ideas in my head. the beautiful and talented alisa calls it detritus. i like to pronounce it with the accent on the long i in the middle. anywho, i was accused of snoring. ha! i think i'd know if i snored. sheehs. anywho, why do people snore? they're dreaming of a more innocent age. when they were infants suckling at the breast. skeptical? consider the typical snorer's pose. head back. mouth open. blissfully unaware of everything around them. much like a baby. so now the cure for snoring should be obvious. drop a bare boob on their face. like duh. i ran this idea past my wife. she said, nice try.