catcalling
the beautiful and talented alisa trained the cat to come when called. hear the noise. get a treat. a yummy yummy oh so good treat. it's a very effective method. even a creature as stupid as a domesticated house cat can figure it out. the cat calling noise is made by noisily sucking air across the lips and teeth. kinda like the noise a mouse in distress makes. but loud. anywho... so one morning i hear my wife calling the cat. and calling and calling and calling. okay so i had to go see what was going on. she was sitting in the living room reading. i opened the sliding door. and sure enough. outside, up on the powerlines, there was a mockingbird calling the cat.